Chuck Norris

21 steps to being Chuck Norris1. Divide by zero

2. Beat all the world's best records

3. Count to infinity twice

4. Bring puppies to life by smiling

5. Cure cancer with your tears (too bad you never cry)

(More to come)

Edward Cullen

21 Steps to being Edward Cullen1. Apply white base make-up to your body

2. Red Lipstick

3. Use body glitter all over

4. Put too much gel in your hair

5. Stand in a frezzer for an hour

6. Say repeatedly to everyone "I'm dangerous, don't be my friend!"

7. Skip like a graceful gazelle

8. Kill neighbours pet and drink up

9. Pretend to be psychic

10. Be hostile towards all canines

11. Take steriods to be stronger

12. Choose your prey and stalk

13. Climb in windows and watch people sleep

14. Have moodswings that hurt people

15. Play superman, but only when it suits you

16. Become an insomniac, (suggests coffee)

17. Don't die

18. Practice laughing like bells (tinkle!)

19. Be egotistical at all oppertunities

20. Play piano like you learned how 100 years ago

(More coming soon)